Thai Culture Publishing
Newsletter for December 2009

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Major Update to Multi-Language Dictionary Project

MLD Web Update / Download Manager

About two years ago, I started working on the Internet transfer routines in the MLD Web Update program, which is responsible for downloading updated dictionaries and software to your computer. The reason is that many people reported timeout problems, especially within Thailand, where the infrastructure is, shall we say, crappy, and Internet access is not the greatest in the world. The existing transfer routines were Microsoft's; they worked fine when there was a good link, but failed dismally when the connection was poor.

After two years of work, I am happy to say that the new version is very reliable. It gets rid of Microsoft's subroutines and substitutes a robust set of logic that recognizes when errors are occurring, and attempts to retry and recover. It even has a "watchdog" to check what the program is doing. When the watchdog is active, an icon of a dog will appear in the upper right corner of the program.

Basically, in plain English, the program scratches the dog frequently; but if the dog doesn't get scratched for 30 seconds, it barks (causes an interrupt). The program then resets the Internet connection and tries again. It will do this 5 times before giving up. The watchdog icon is only visible when the dog is watching the connection.

I have also renamed the MLD Web Update program to MLD Download Manager, partly to clarify its usage, and partly because people tended to confuse it with the Multi-Language Dictionary Update, which has nothing to do with the Internet and is only used to update the dictionaries.

To get the new version of the MLD Download Manager, first go to Control Panel then Add/Remove Programs, and uninstall MLD Web Update if it is listed. Then click here to download and install the new MLD Download Manager.

What is the Multi-Language Dictionary Project, anyway?

The MLD Project is a Windows application consisting of 20 parallel dictionaries (European and SE Asian languages). It runs on any Windows computer, starting with Windows 98. It does not use the Internet, except for downloading updates. It contains programs for maintaining any of the dictionaries, and for learning a language. It is easily extendible to support other languages, including endangered languages, aboriginal languages, etc.

Speak Easy Thai is a computer-assisted learning (CAL) program that teaches Thai vocabulary using the words, images, and sound files in the MLD dictionaries. It has many activities but no lessons. It uses the simple concept of a three-way link (see the word, see a picture related to the word, hear the word with the correct tone); it took me years to discover this simple concept and it works so well that people send me e-mail all the time saying "thanks".

Because all the software will run on any Windows computer, you can even install it on an old laptop or desktop running Windows 98.

The Thai and English dictionaries are maintained by me (Doug Anderson) and assistants that I hire from time to time when money is available.

The European dictionaries are maintained by various volunteers; if you are fluent in a Euro language, contact me and I'll tell you how to get started updating your language dictionary. Speak Easy Thai will use your language, instead of English, whenever possible.

I give away all the software, including Speak Easy Thai, and all the dictionaries for free. You also get 2000 images and 1000 sound files free. If you donate money, or buy the CD, you get more than 3000 additional images and more than 4000 additional sound files.

Most of the money raised by selling CDs and downloads goes to support a poor Isaan family; I can't help 20 million poor people, but I can help one family. If there is any money left over, I use it to pay for making and packaging CDs and hiring assistants.

Speak Easy Thai

A new version of Speak Easy Thai is now available. The program gains a Test Yourself button in the Alphabet section and a Test All button in the main menu. This allows you to skip the reviews and proceed directly to the self-tests.

To get the updated version of Speak Easy Thai, first download and install the MLD Download Manager (see first section above). When it scans your system, it will detect that Speak Easy Thai is not up to date and allow you to download it (for free, of course) as well as any other dictionaries, sound files, and images that have changed.

If you have a Speak Easy Thai CD-ROM, and wish to get the latest CD-ROM, click here.

Why Does Speak Easy Thai Work?

I've been writing software for 45 years. Speak Easy Thai is the only software I have ever written that gets fan mail. I receive e-mail several times a month thanking me for making this available. It works because it uses a simple technique to teach Thai vocabulary with the correct tones, and has no lessons, only activities.

In 1988, when I first visited Thailand, I found that I had great difficulty in learning Thai. I made almost zero headway with books, CDs, cassettes, etc. I researched the language, and learning techniques, and watched both children and adults in various learning situations over the next 17 years. In January 2005, I moved to Bangkok and hired 5 Thai people to help me, and the Multi-Language Dictionary project was conceived, born, and let loose in the world.

Speak Easy Thai uses the concept of a three-way link: see the Thai word (in Thai script), hear the word spoken with the correct tone, and see an image representing the word. It took me years to discover this very simple technique. It works because most people learn better with visual and aural reinforcement of the printed word. But if you show transliterations (phonetics), then you will never learn Thai properly. Just as you learned that the word "enough" is pronounced "enuff", you need to learn to recognize Thai words as word patterns. When you see the word "WORD", you don't see it as "W-O-R-D", you see it as a complete entity, a pattern.

I give away all the software and all the dictionaries for free. Updates are free, also. There is no time limitation on the trial download. The software comes with 2000 images and 1000 Thai sounds. You can run it on several computers, even Windows 98 computers.

What you pay for is access to more than 3000 additional images and 4000 Thai sounds, which make Speak Easy Thai much more usable. However, everything works without those files, allowing you to try the software for as long as you want.

How to Get Speak Easy Thai

The money you pay is for the extra images and sound files, and most of that money is donated to a poor Isaan family. I can't help 20 million poor people, but I can help one family.

To get Speak Easy Thai, you can make a donation to the Multi-Language Dictionary Project or download the trial or purchase the CD-ROM.

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New Version of
Learn to Read Thai in a Day
is Coming at a Higher Price

Learn to Read Thai in a DayGary Orman, the author of Learn to Read Thai in a Day, has advised me
that he has a new version of his popular eBook coming in January, but the
price will increase substantially.

Gary says:

Please invite people to purchase the eBook at the current price, because I am planning on increasing the price on January 1st. The reason is that I am incorporating audio explanations for each page so that it mimics my live workshops as closely as possible, thereby saving customers the hassle and extra expense of attending a workshop.

However, the price for this new version will be around 40% higher than the current price (from 1,950 baht to 2,750 baht). It's well worth it because it clarifies concepts that you wouldn't normally pay much attention to (it's pretty overwhelming enough on first reading). And it allows you to understand the subtleties of the Thai language that aren't easy to convey in written form.

If they buy the eBook before the end of the year, then all future upgrades are free.

To get the current version and all future updates free, click here. If you just want more info, click that link; there is a long description and you can download the book and try it. About one third of the book is unlocked, the rest requires the purchase of a key.

New Downloadable eBooks

Joy's Thai Food Recipe eBookJoy's Thai Food Recipe eBook

(eBook - instant download)

  • 101 Colorfully Illustrated Pages - packed with photos and instructions.
  • 50 of Thailand's Favorite Thai Food Recipes.
  • Step by Step instructions for Cooking all Recipes.
  • Joy's Personal Stories about making the dishes at home - funny anecdotes that highlight the difference between Thai culture and western culture.
  • Fully Printable so you can take it to the kitchen.
  • Adobe PDF formatted - free reader available upon download.

Click here for more information and to order. This is an instant download after your payment is processed.

Why Thailand - sex tourismWhy Thailand?

(eBook - instant download)

If you're male and breathing and coming to Thailand soon, get this "Guide for an Outrageous Vacation"; you won't be sorry. (Yes, this is for sex tourists.)

Click here for more information and to order. This is an instant download after your payment is processed.

Ken Albertsen 3-eBook Bundle

(eBooks - instant download)

Fasting for Health and Highness

This book cuts through the crap, and tells what most doctors avoid telling patients: Fasting is the best path to optimum health. Doctors, hospitals and Big Pharma don't make money if patients use natural low cost methods to take care of themselves. This book offers the option of getting off the hamster wheel of sickness, drugs and depression. Find how it feels to have a naturally healthy body!

Fasting for Health and Highness

Farmsteading in Thailand

True stories of a solo foreigner who travels to Thailand in the latter part of the 20th Century with no connections, no handle on the language, and little money - and goes on to develop organic orchards and a showcase meditation/fasting retreat set in the limestone hills of northernmost Thailand near the Burmese border. Sells separately in soft cover for US$17.

I found this book to be fascinating, the kind you don't want to put down, full of anecdotes and little adventures.
-- Doug Anderson

Farmsteading in Thailand

Lali's Passage

Literary Fiction based on true events.

Synopsis: Lali, a beautiful young Burmese lady, is taken to the USA to embark on a modeling career. In San Francisco, they meet a photographer who is smitten by the 'amber skin lady'. But the modelling turns out to be a brothel. Lali eventually breaks free and finds herself alone in a strange land with no contacts and a tenuous handle on English. Lots of adventures and a surprising conclusion. Sells separately in soft cover for US$17.

Lali's Passage

All three are written by Ken Albertsen, who lives near Chiang Rai. The price is only $19 for all three.

This is an instant download after your payment is processed.

New Real Books

Farmsteading in ThailandFarmsteading in Thailand

Ken Albertsen's fascinating eBook is also available as a real soft-cover book, for those of us who prefer the real thing. It's difficult to curl up in bed with a laptop.

Click the button to order via PayPal; the price of US$17 includes postage by air mail from Thailand.

Lali's PassageLali's Passage

Ken Albertsen's eBook novel is also available as a real soft-cover book, for those of us who prefer the real thing.

Click the button to order via PayPal; the price of US$17 includes postage by air mail from Thailand.

Ken Albertsen has also written this book, 700 Thai Words Taken from English. This is a real book, not a download.

Click the button to order via PayPal; the price of US$17 includes postage by air mail from Thailand.

Can You Tell The Difference Between
a Thai Lady and a Thai Ladyboy?

Two of these lovely ladies are, in fact, male. Which ones? Answer at the end of the page.

beautiful Thai women and ladyboys

Bangkok Diaries, which is a public blog about Thailand and Thai culture, has a set of 10 images of beautiful Thai women and ladyboys. Go here and see how well you do.

Hot Stuff

Fundamentals of the Thai LanguageFundamentals of the Thai Language

downloadable eBook for Windows systems

This popular book is the only Thai grammar eBook available (Windows only; on a Mac or Linux, you need to be running a Windows emulator).

In runs on your own computer and does not use or require the Internet, so you can put it on your laptop and use it without an Internet connection.

Very comprehensive, it has 350 pages and covers hundreds of grammatical points and has a complete explanation of the tone rules. This eBook is included free with the purchase of Speak Easy Thai, but is available separately for US$9. I find that, whenever I use it to look for something, I invariably get distracted by all the juicy tidbits in it. It has a bunch of comprehensive appendices, including a transliterated dictionary of several hundred words.

Click here for more information and to order. This is an instant download after your payment is processed.

Learn Thai Before You Know It

Free software to learn Thai; you can use it forever, with no time or session limits.

Learn Thai Before You Know It
Free BYKI Lite download by Transparent Language

Learning English?

I know lots of farangs who have married or are living with bar girls, many of whom speak some English, but would like to improve their knowledge of English. Most of these women never made it to high school, as they came from poor families that could not afford the school fees. Here are some free resources:

Learn English Faster
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And here are some not free but low cost resources:

Learn To Speak English Fluently
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Complete School - The Easy to Understand Math Tutorials Collection
This low cost course is ideal for people who had to quit school at an early age and missed their education in mathematics.

Writing Proficiently
The "how to" that delivers the "know how" of good essay writing.

English Pronunciation
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Importing Goods from Thailand for Resale

In the mid-eighties, I came up with the brilliant idea of importing exotic items from Thailand for resale in my country, Canada. I had visited Thailand four times by then and was impressed with the variety and quality of the goods on offer: pewterware, ceramics, jewellery, wood carvings, paintings, statuary, spirit houses, silk, spices, handicrafts, etc. There is an enormous selection.

Before starting this venture, I signed up for a correspondence course on import-export with a US correspondence school. This was long before the Internet; today, on-line courses are available. The course lasted six months and cost more than $300. One of the things they talked about was that a Telex/Teletype machine was necessary to send orders and receive confirmations and shipping notices. This, I discovered, was obsolete information because fax machines had completely replaced the clunky, noisy Teletypes.

I visited the Royal Thai Embassy in my city and met with their commercial counsellor. He was most welcoming and very helpful and had dozens of catalogues from Thai companies showing everything from silk to sardines.

Thai orchidsI took a few catalogues away to study and settled on a company that produced jewellery and gift items made from real orchids, dipped in clear acrylic to preserve them, then edged with 24-carat gold. Beautiful, and unique... I had not seen anything like them in Canada.

I contacted the company by fax, specifying the quantities of items that I wanted, and requesting a "pro-forma invoice". This is a document that can be used at Customs to allow for the shipment to be imported, held in a secure area, taxes paid, and then released. The correspondence course told me how to do this and also told me how to find and engage the services of a customs broker on my end to facilitate the process. His fee would be about $100, quite reasonable for the amount of the order, which was about $13,000 including $800 for shipping by air.

I did a telegraphic transfer at my bank to pay for the shipment, and received confirmation by the company a day or so later, with an expected shipping date.

About a month later, I got a call from the customs broker, who had an office at the airport, that my shipment had arrived from Thailand and it had been seized by Canada Customs.

"Why?" I asked. He said he didn't know as they had just notified him and then quit for the day. It was exactly 5:00 PM, and being civil servants, they weren't hanging around.

Overnight, I worried about why my shipment of 1000 pieces had been seized. Were the orchids infected with a disease? Was the acrylic poisonous to rats and small babies? Was the gold not 24-carat, but fake?

Next morning, I called Canada Customs and gave the female officer who answered my manifest number (that I had obtained from the customs broker) and asked why the shipment had been seized.

"Because it's in plain white boxes," she said.

I was stunned into silence.

"That's illegal," she said.

The Thai orchid company had a variety of packaging available; I had chosen a glossy white cardboard base with a clear acrylic cover that displayed each piece very nicely. I had ordered 1000 pieces packaged in 1000 display boxes.

"Illegal?" I stammered. "Each piece should be in a retail display box and there should be 1000 pieces."

"There's no company name and address on the boxes, they have no wording whatsoever," she said.

"Yes, I have 1000 stickers here ready to be applied."

"Well, that's illegal. Canada Customs Regulations require that the importer's name and full address be on the packaging of every piece prior to importation."

"Oh," I said, "I didn't know that. I was planning on putting my sticker on the boxes here after I received the shipment."

Import Empire - Thai Imports Tutorial"You can't do that," she said, "that's illegal. But since it's your first time, I will allow it just this once. I will release your shipment now, and then visit you in two days to verify that each piece is properly labelled. In the future, if any shipment is not properly labelled, we will either destroy it or we will refuse acceptance and send it back to the originating company at your expense. And in addition, you will be fined an amount not exceeding $10,000."

Wow, these people don't fool around.

Anyway, I got my shipment, labelled all the pieces and two days later, this same lady customs officer visited my house, picked up three boxes at random to see if they had labels, then filled out a form in quintuplicate that I had to sign, and left.

If you are interested in importing Thai products to your country, take my advice and spend a little money on this eBook: Import Empire - Thai Imports Tutorial. It's not expensive, and will save you a lot of hassle.

Here's a bunch of related resources (not Thailand-specific) that provide useful information; all of these are written by experienced people who have chosen to help newcomers by documenting the things to do (and not do).

Click for free

beautiful Thai orchid wallpaper

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Thai Forums and Blogs I Like and Don't Like

There's no doubt that ThaiVisa.com has some useful information for expats wanting visas, wanting to buy land, wanting to marry a Thai girl, etc. There is also a section in their forum about the Thai language that I find interesting.

But the problem with ThaiVisa.com is that whenever a news item is posted, at least a dozen trolls post highly negative comments that degrade and debase Thailand. There is so much negativity and stupidity that you have to ask yourself why they are still in Thailand if they hate it so much, and why the moderators don't delete that crap. ThaiVisa.com now has more than 700,000 members, but I find the forum so annoying that I rarely go there anymore. I don't post messages any more either because each one invariably attracts stupid responses; one idiot even criticised my choice of avatar (symbol) which is a tuk-tuk. How dumb can you get? Pretty dumb, it seems.

Orient Expat is a much smaller forum, but I find it has very little negativity; messages posted there get reasoned responses, not crap. There is also a Philippines forum, and other forums for Vietnam, Hong Kong, etc.

Bangkok Diaries is a public blog where anyone can post articles. I like it. Check it out. There are many interesting articles and stories.

Thailand Stories is a fun site, worth checking out, filled with articles, stories, even poetry about Thailand. Sample:

Thailand StoriesLeo Beer - The inoffensive brew
by BEERASIA, November 23, 2009 Lifestyle

This is the cash cow of the Boon Rawd Brewery and probably the only reason the company is still economically viable. It is cheap and does not taste like piss, soap or foam so is unlike any of the other beers in the company's portfolio.

Thai Stories is a new web site, currently unfinished, with interesting stories about Thai culture. I eagerly await more stories.

My favourite blog is Bill Yaryan's Religion, Sex, and Politics. He writes about his life in Bangkok where he teaches English to monks at a university. He has also documented his various adventures seeking a serious relationship with a Thai woman. Fascinating stuff.

He tends to ramble on a bit about his studies into Buddhism (I confess I skip that stuff) but if you start at December 2008 and read forward, you will get a detailed view of a farang's life, all the ups and downs, as he attempts to adapt to Bangkok, comes face to face with Thai culture, and undergoes his quest for a soul mate.

Asian Sweetheart Network is a blog with many photos of beautiful Thai women ... models, actresses, booth babes. Before you acuse me of promoting a site that exploits women, allow me to explain that this site is owned and operated by a beautiful Thai woman who wants to show that there are lots of beautiful Thai women that are NOT bar girls.

Matthew Hunt writes about the Bangkok art scene: film festivals, movies, and occasionally comments on politics and censorship in many parts of the world.

Thai / Khmer / Lao OCR

The Multi-Language Dictionary Project has had an Optical Character Recognition sub-project for many years. The program will let you take a page of Thai / Khmer / Lao or whatever, scan it to create an image, then analyse it to produce editable text which you can work with in Microsoft Word, Wordperfect, Open Office, or whatever.

You can read about it here: http://www.thai-software.com/MultiLangDict/Pages/General/Desc-OCR.htm; if you look at the date at the very bottom of the page, you will see 21 September 2006, which is the last time I worked on it.

For example, here's sample input (Khmer first, and then Thai):

The program would analyze these images, determine that the first is Khmer and the second Thai, and produce a text file with Khmer characters for the first and Thai characters for the second; you would be able to edit those text files with your favourite word processor.

This useful software is unfinished and therefore not available.

Lately, I have had a bunch of people asking for Thai OCR and Khmer OCR, so I am wondering if it is time to resurrect this project. The problem is that I have a very low income and cannot afford to hire a programmer to do the grunt work necessary to get this program finished. About 50% of the work is done already; the programmer would work under my direction to finish it.

My income is less than 15,000 baht a month; a programmer will cost somewhere between 15,000 and 30,000 baht a month, and it could take 6 months before the project is complete. I have been trying to find a sponsor with deep pockets and have failed. Six months at 15K a month is 90,000 baht; 6 months at 30K is 180,000 baht.

If 100 people contributed 1800 baht (about US$60) each, that would be enough to fund the entire project; 100 people contributing $30 each would be enough to get it started.

So, if you are interested in this, think about what you could afford to contribute, send me an e-mail, and tell me the amount. Do NOT send any money. I will see what the total is and inform you; if the total is sufficient to get started, you can then donate and I will hire a programmer. Anyone who contributes anything will get the resulting program free, with lifetime updates.

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And the answer to the question of which of those lovely ladies are, in fact, ladyboys is:

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Thank you,
Doug Anderson
Bangkok

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